And I’ve been a technician for 8 ½ years and an instructor for 3 years! How can I show my face in public again? How can I possibly go on professionally? What is it that I’ve done, you ask? What could be so horrible? You’re probably guessing at this point that I’ve been putting a locking clip on a lap-only belt (Hey! I’m the one with the locking clips web page!). Nope, not that one. Nor have I been installing restraints with the clip-on style LATCH connectors upside down. Nope.