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Using CPS Resources Effectively

Tomorrow, some local instructors and I will be hosting a 5-CEU Update/Refresher Class for about 40 of our area’s certified CPS Technicians.  We decided to get creative this year and one of the sessions is a comparative exercise in using CPS resources effectively.  We don’t know how it will turn out but our hypothesis is that teams of technicians armed with better resources will make less mistakes and complete tasks in less time than teams of other technicians with little or no resources.  This is how it’s going to work….

Bonus Payments, Get Yours Today!

Today, we at CarseatBlog have authorized AIG to issue bonus payments on the order of $1 million dollars to each of our readers.  That’s right!  You deserve it!  Please direct your inquiries on how to obtain your bonus payment to your local US Representative or Senator, at which time they will meet behind close doors and debate if you are important enough to get free $$$$ like all their buddies.

I have to chuckle about the bonus payments.  Financial institutions base compensation for many employees as salary+bonus.  In some cases, the bonus is the major part of their income and maybe even necessary to make a living.  In others, it’s hundreds of thousands or millions on top of an even larger base salary.  Usually, the bonus is arranged well in advance and often based on how profitable the company, employee and/or employee’s division has been.  We’ve been told the AIG bonuses were arranged sometime last year.  You know, last year when AIG was doing so well that it was profitable?  Not.  You know, when the powers that be decided that the executives in the division that took AIG down deserved 218 million bucks for a “job well done”?  LOL. 

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As yet another free bonus, if you’re a technician, the newsletters may qualify you for CEU credits that can be used at your next renewal for certification.  This isn’t to mention that it will help you to lose 10 pounds a week and get perfect abs in just months with no changes to your diet or exercise routine!  But, you must act now for this special online offer, because supplies are limited!

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Over the Hill at Age 35?

I have a running joke.  It’s not all that funny, really, except in a dark sort of way.  When you’re involved in the field of occupant protection, you’re over the hill at 35.  Why?  According to the Centers for Disease Control, motor vehicle traffic is the #1 cause of death for age groups 5-9, 10-14, 15-24 and 25-34. *

What happens at 35?